The Twelve Days of Somerville

On my first day in Somerville my landlord gave to me

the lease to my new property.

On my second day in Somerville my landlord gave to me

2 parking permits

and the lease to my new property.

On my third day in Somerville my landlord gave to me

3-1-1

2 parking permits

and the lease to my new property.

On my fourth day in Somerville my landlord gave to me

4 streets named Linden

3-1-1

2 parking permits

and the lease to my new property.

On my fifth day in Somerville my landlord gave to me

5 pot-hole dings

4 streets named Linden

3-1-1

2 parking permits

and the lease to my new property.

On my sixth day in Somerville my landlord gave to me

6 Green Line Stations

5 pot-hole dings

4 streets named Linden

3-1-1

2 parking permits

and the lease to my new property.

On my seventh day in Somerville my landlord gave to me

7 shoes on wires

6 Green Line Stations

5 pot-hole dings

4 streets named Linden

3-1-1

2 parking permits

and the lease to my new property.

On my eighth day in Somerville my landlord gave to me

8 thermal windows

7 shoes on wires

6 Green Line Stations

5 pot-hole dings

4 streets named Linden

3-1-1

2 parking permits

and the lease to my new property.

On my ninth day in Somerville my landlord gave to me

I-nine-ty three

8 thermal windows

7 shoes on wires

6 Green Line Stations

5 pot-hole dings

4 streets named Linden

3-1-1

2 parking permits

and the lease to my new property.

On my tenth day in Somerville my landlord gave to me

10 hills by Mystic

I-nine-ty three

8 thermal windows

7 shoes on wires

6 Green Line Stations

5 pot-hole dings

4 streets named Linden

3-1-1

2 parking permits

and the lease to my new property.

On my eleventh day in Somerville my landlord gave to me

11 elected aldermen

10 hills by Mystic

I-nine-ty three

8 thermal windows

7 shoes on wires

6 Green Line Stations

5 pot-hole dings

4 streets named Linden

3-1-1

2 parking permits

and the lease to my new property.

On my twelfth day in Somerville my landlord gave to me

12 thousand students

11 elected aldermen

10 hills by Mystic

I-nine-ty three

8 thermal windows

7 shoes on wires

6 Green Line Stations

5 pot-hole dings

4 streets named Linden

3-1-1

2 parking permits

and the lease to my new property!

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3 Responses to “The Twelve Days of Somerville”

  1. Dan says:

    Wait a minute! Someriville has green line stations?

  2. Michael Schulman says:

    They tell us we’re getting 6.
    (They also told us Santa drops presents down the chimney. Who am I to argue?)
    Let’s hope we all live long enough to see them.

  3. Holli says:

    haha!! Nice. I’ll be singing this the rest of the day…week…maybe longer.

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