The Twelve Days of Somerville
On my first day in Somerville my landlord gave to me
the lease to my new property.
On my second day in Somerville my landlord gave to me
2 parking permits
and the lease to my new property.
On my third day in Somerville my landlord gave to me
3-1-1
2 parking permits
and the lease to my new property.
On my fourth day in Somerville my landlord gave to me
4 streets named Linden
3-1-1
2 parking permits
and the lease to my new property.
On my fifth day in Somerville my landlord gave to me
5 pot-hole dings
4 streets named Linden
3-1-1
2 parking permits
and the lease to my new property.
On my sixth day in Somerville my landlord gave to me
6 Green Line Stations
5 pot-hole dings
4 streets named Linden
3-1-1
2 parking permits
and the lease to my new property.
On my seventh day in Somerville my landlord gave to me
7 shoes on wires
6 Green Line Stations
5 pot-hole dings
4 streets named Linden
3-1-1
2 parking permits
and the lease to my new property.
On my eighth day in Somerville my landlord gave to me
8 thermal windows
7 shoes on wires
6 Green Line Stations
5 pot-hole dings
4 streets named Linden
3-1-1
2 parking permits
and the lease to my new property.
On my ninth day in Somerville my landlord gave to me
I-nine-ty three
8 thermal windows
7 shoes on wires
6 Green Line Stations
5 pot-hole dings
4 streets named Linden
3-1-1
2 parking permits
and the lease to my new property.
On my tenth day in Somerville my landlord gave to me
10 hills by Mystic
I-nine-ty three
8 thermal windows
7 shoes on wires
6 Green Line Stations
5 pot-hole dings
4 streets named Linden
3-1-1
2 parking permits
and the lease to my new property.
On my eleventh day in Somerville my landlord gave to me
11 elected aldermen
10 hills by Mystic
I-nine-ty three
8 thermal windows
7 shoes on wires
6 Green Line Stations
5 pot-hole dings
4 streets named Linden
3-1-1
2 parking permits
and the lease to my new property.
On my twelfth day in Somerville my landlord gave to me
12 thousand students
11 elected aldermen
10 hills by Mystic
I-nine-ty three
8 thermal windows
7 shoes on wires
6 Green Line Stations
5 pot-hole dings
4 streets named Linden
3-1-1
2 parking permits
and the lease to my new property!


Wait a minute! Someriville has green line stations?
They tell us we’re getting 6.
(They also told us Santa drops presents down the chimney. Who am I to argue?)
Let’s hope we all live long enough to see them.
haha!! Nice. I’ll be singing this the rest of the day…week…maybe longer.